Which way to happiness?

I'm engaged to be married, but the sex with my "secret girl" is hot hot hot! She's got two kids by different dads and no job, but she's hot! So, do I ditch the fiancée or what?

By Cary Tennis

Feb 27, 2002 | Steeped in the rough-and-tumble spoken-word movement, boiled in punk rock, roasted in alcohol, pressure-cooked in American literature and turned like a newel post on the lathe of American journalism, Cary Tennis preaches his strange, twisted sermons for Salon Audio pretty much every week.

This week a guy who messes with the lives of both his fiancée and his "secret lover" asks for advice on whom to choose for the long term. He gets what he deserves: a stern talking-to.

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