The funny thing about the rock journalists who wrote about the "revolution" in the late '60s is that they are, by and large, the same guys writing the RZA and Bjvrk reviews in the mainstream media today. Since it took the contextual cultural knowledge of people in their 20s to convincingly write about the Beatles or Dylan in the '60s, Strausbaugh contends, how can a 55-year-old pretend to know what's necessary to offer a relevant analysis of the Beta Band? Sure, as the elder statesmen of rock journalism they've witnessed the unfolding of rock history, but does rock criticism really need more historians -- or does it need young, fresh voices for whom the music is the soundtrack to the formation of their own identities?
Strausbaugh is at his best when he takes on the once-relevant Rolling Stone magazine, and its publisher, Jann Wenner's, strange and wholly anti-rock offshoot, the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. At one point, he visits the Hall for a round of induction ceremonies. Watching aging rockers suck in their bellies and play songs they wrote 30 years ago seems painful enough, but the Hall's meaning (or lack thereof) really hits home after Strausbaugh walks out and wanders down to Cleveland's lakefront, to an area called the Flats, where "In the middle of a Saturday afternoon, one of these [rock] clubs was housing an all-ages hardcore show. Just standing on the sidewalk at the open door I got more rock in five minutes than I had in three hours inside the Rock Hall."
The Rock Hall has done nothing but turn old, sweaty T-shirts, mike stands and soiled napkins into cultural artifacts to gawk at before moving on to the gift shop to purchase a Rock Hall keychain for Aunt Phyllis back home. Where's the rock in that? Does the Rock Hall diminish the cultural relevance and the sense of youthful urgency these artists exuded at their peak? Not necessarily, but it does make what was fresh and important 25 years ago seem like ancient history now.
So, who owns rock? Is the energy and innovation inherent in the best rock the sole property of the young, who are still angry, confused, chemically altered and experimental enough to take risks, or does it belong to anyone with an amp and the desire to turn it up (provided they turn their hearing aids down first)? The Rock Hall, Strausbaugh claims, props up the theory that the best rock is the rock that sells the most records and fills the most arenas; it is the rock that has been ordained by boomers like Wenner and recording industry mogul David Geffen as the most important or relevant to our lives. (We'll see about this when some more contemporary acts come up for induction. R.E.M. and U2 are shoo-ins, but you shouldn't hold your breath waiting for the Pixies, Fugazi or Bad Brains to make the cut.)
When it really comes down to it, though, while the Rock Hall is a silly, almost meaningless extravagance foisted on the public by the moneyed cultural elite of a bygone era, great rock music will continue to be made. The geezer critics can label, package or ignore it at their leisure, but it's out there, and the young are making it.